Tank

Germanowerfer

Walsst · 73 views · 2026-08-29

This is the germanowerver, it werfs germans. Inspired by the summer beta changes, where rocket artillery finally has a purpose, stabilizers and autoloaders are buffed, and I'm trying to tempt paradox to make the squeeze bore adaptor good sometimes. Intended doctrines+spirits: Self propelled support, Tank Destroyer force, direct fire support. You will be able to push this rocket platforms hard attack as self-propelled artillery to the moon, all the way to ~15 even (Maybe even 20... Its really hard to tell what it will look like post MIO.) While it pierces nothing, pair it with some tank destroyers, the enemies will be a fine paste left in your path. GO OUT THERE AND WERF GERMANS. But do not werf the germans, they want to get werfed, its their favorite summer time activity. Its why they storm our borders in mass migrations roughly every 20-40 years. The doich-want-to get weerrffd~ The jdoich just wanna get werfffed. (For the love of god what am I writing.)

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Livadeia_the_Reverie 2026-08-30

Here are the corresponding stats for the beta version, where different: speed - 6.4 kmh hp - 0.9 soft attack - 47.1 hard attack - 6.1 breakthrough - 20.1 defense - 39.3 In other words, tanks now get a staggering amount of defense, rockets get some more hard attack, and the buffs to autoloader, stabilizer, and advanced chasses increase soft attack. But this comes at a heavy cost to breakthrough, which is unfortunately compensated by using very expensive petroelectric engines and welded armor. Without those two, breakthrough would be 16.8, and the ic cost would be 16.4 ic, so yeah they still would not be worth it, but this is no longer a possible main line tank for multiplayer. In singleplayer it is still viable though Swapping the rocket launcher for howitzer drops breakthrough to 13.3 but increases soft attack to 60.5, so this is still a less viable choice for singleplayer too

123 2026-08-30

Wait I did not realize that rockets give so hood soft attack. But other weapos are still better I think

Walsst OP 2026-08-30

@Livadeia_the_Reverie I'm hitting it with a 50% hard attack multiplier in my spirit for the memes, but yes. You have to understand. I like maximizing the shit nobody wants to max out because its funny. Also on the advanced medium chasis we are getting another 10% all attacks, so its actually 53 and 6.7 base here. The heavy howitzer can hit almost 70 soft attack lol.